Formula Oppo: The MGM Grand GP of The Old Monte Carlo Plant

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/22/2015 at 14:45 • Filed to: fo

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Welcome to the 6th round of the second season of the first Oppositelock F1 fantasy selection game known the world over as !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! This week we’re heading on down to where the old money meets the new money and the house still takes it all. That’s right folks we’re going to the old Monte Carlo factory on the other side of town.

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Nico Rosberg edged out his teammate for the pole and then ran away with the victory. So good news! Nico is no longer on suicide watch. Lewis tried to make a show out of it after fucking up his start and losing position to Vettle and suffering through a long pit stop and managed to come away with second and a dominant lead in the championship points. Kimi couldn’t get the hang of the latest areo updates to his car and reverted back to an older set up and finished fith and behind his fellow countryman Valtteri Bottas, who jumped ahead of his Williams team mate in the points. Speaking of, Felipe finished 6th. All of the Red Bulls got past the finish line and didn’t explode their engines. Romain was lapped but still got 8th while Pastor collided with him early in the race and broke his rear wing and eventually retired after Fernando Alonso’s brakes gave out forcing him back into the garage. But what about this week?

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Three different people have won races so far, equal to that of last year. Could we see a different winner? The assembly line at the plant makes for a parade with the pole rider normally winning, but there have been times where this hasn’t been the case. Will this week be one of them? Will Lewis remember to pack his eye drops? Will either McLaren or Manor score points? Will some sun bathing babe accidentally flash her tits on live TV again? Can Pastor Maldonado make it to the finish line unscathed? Will Chevy ever bring the full Monte back?

Here be your drivers which will probably drive in the race:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Roberto Merhi- Manor

My bold predictions?

Q: Nico Rosberg

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse: Pastor Maldonado will eat the wall.

The rest of you have until Q1 to make your picks or else they’ll be thrown into the harbor. Also be mindful that several of you have now missed 4 races and missing one more will land you out of the competition for the rest of the season.

With that said, have a pleasant race.

Sky Higa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/16/2015 at 18:50

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Wait, where’s the track?

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/16/2015 at 18:57

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Can I just 2nd yours? because I just second yours...mostly

Q/1 Nico

2 Hammy

3 Vetty

C Button

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/16/2015 at 21:09

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Kimi

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Agrajag 05/16/2015 at 21:10

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BTW, you got a bit of points last round

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/16/2015 at 21:16

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Nice! I was actually just looking for a debrief from the last round.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Agrajag 05/16/2015 at 21:21

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Yeah after my dog died I wasn’t really in the mood for one, hell I didn’t even finish calculating the points until today. But here’s the standings

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/16/2015 at 21:45

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Completely understandable and my condolences.

Damn, I’m still pretty far down there on that list, but at least I’m beating brt.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Agrajag 05/16/2015 at 22:02

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Beating Brt is the oppo dream

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/16/2015 at 23:36

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/17/2015 at 01:09

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Q: ham

1ham

2rosberg

3vettel

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/18/2015 at 15:05

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/18/2015 at 15:07

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/18/2015 at 15:26

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Sorry about that bud.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/18/2015 at 15:27

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

No curse from me this week.

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/18/2015 at 15:43

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Curse: Maldonado

I am SOOOOOO tempted to shake up my prediction this week. Part of me thinks Hambone goes mental and crashes out. Another part of me thinks Ferrari has a serious problem and isn’t going to have it fixed. Another part of me thinks “It’s Monaco... Mercedes’ advantage should be reduced and Ferrari has a shot.” Another part of me wants to put Bottas on the podium just because. Nope. We’ll just make safe picks. And try to maintain being in the top 10.

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/18/2015 at 16:02

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Q: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3: Vettel

TxBrumski > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/18/2015 at 17:45

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Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Massa

Curse: The Wee Baby Max Verstappen’s engine bets on red and the roulette ball comes up black.

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/18/2015 at 19:39

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Raikkonen

Curse. Grosjean

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/18/2015 at 21:53

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Q: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2: Rosberg

3: Raikkonen

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 09:26

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 13:59

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Q: Rosberg
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Kimi
C: Perez

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2015 at 13:16

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Alright, alright, I’ll go full regular programming.

Q: Rain Or Shine (ROS)

1. Fiesta HAM

2. ROS

3. VEToed.

Curse: Fuck it.

Oh, and where is Fractal the Flying Fox, anyway?

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2015 at 13:18

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It’s incredible at how F1 cars today can still fit in a 2-lane road like Monaco. And turn in here at Fairmont Hotel. Which makes me want a motorcycle race.

Roadkill > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2015 at 14:27

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Hamilton

Curse: Malonado. Come on all those walls... his huge balls will hit one.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2015 at 16:05

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Q. ROS

1. ROS

2. Seb

3. Kimi

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2015 at 16:05

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Still 63rd. Living the dream!

BeaterGT > BeaterGT 05/20/2015 at 16:06

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I think I’m the only person to put Williams drivers on the podium. BELIEVE IN THE MARTINI

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2015 at 16:15

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100% same as you lol :]

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2015 at 17:52

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Your F1 Shops are always the best.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 05/20/2015 at 17:53

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Can you find the hidden Bernie?

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2015 at 18:06

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Why he’s in the corner there, admiring all of his possessions!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 05/20/2015 at 18:08

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Hint, not even in the corner. Look really carefully

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2015 at 22:36

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Q: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2: Rosberg

3: Vettel

Blubya > Roadkill 05/20/2015 at 22:58

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Nobody

3. Vettel

Curse, nobody!

Alex Zapata > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/21/2015 at 01:21

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Q: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel.

Curse: Maldonado.

Predictable this time round, Ham is probably gonna try to finish the Rosberg breaking by beating him 3 feet from his doorstep, also be it Ham or Ros who wins, my secondary prediction is that this will be without a doubt the most boring race of the season and I will probably fall asleep by lap 10 - 15 more or less...

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/21/2015 at 04:47

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Q: Lewis

1. Lewis

2. Rosberg

3. Räikkönen

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/21/2015 at 08:15

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Q #Blessed

1 - #$155mil

2 - #MirabeauRunoff

3 - #Fingerboy

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/21/2015 at 08:21

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In one of the cars? He didn’t actually qualify for the ‘58 Monaco GP.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/21/2015 at 08:21

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Q. ROS

1. ROS

2. VET

3. HAM

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/21/2015 at 08:43

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Nope

kinjasignedmeout > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/21/2015 at 10:46

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

pmendoza502 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/21/2015 at 12:39

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Q: Ham

1: Ros

2: Vettel

3: Ham

Curse: Maldanado come out of the tunnel and zooms through the run off and crashes at the end... not hard enough to injure him i hope, but enough to retire the car...

LongbowMkII > LongbowMkII 05/21/2015 at 18:29

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I’m risking my 5 points. Tense.

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/21/2015 at 19:01

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Q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Vet

I have no curse, but that’s only because I don’t know who will slam into a wall first, not because I don’t think it’ll happen.

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/21/2015 at 19:03

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He's in the trees! Lmao

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/22/2015 at 04:53

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Q. VETTEL

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

curse Grosjean

GT Stig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/22/2015 at 09:06

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/22/2015 at 12:28

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1 HAM

2 ROS

3 RAI

Q HAM

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/22/2015 at 14:48

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Finally found the Bernie!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > BeaterGT 05/22/2015 at 14:49

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Because Williams’ strength is in straight line speed, which is irrelevant here.

dirty soap > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/22/2015 at 15:00

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Q Ham

1 Ham

2 Ros

3 Vet

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/22/2015 at 17:17

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

BeaterGT > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/22/2015 at 18:12

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I believe in the Monaco package!

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/22/2015 at 19:45

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Kimi

Hamilton gonna wreck yo, but he’s not my curse

Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/22/2015 at 21:09

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Q: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2: Rosberg

3: Vettel

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/22/2015 at 22:43

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q. Hamilton

1, hamilton

2. the cheating rat bastard POS rosberg

3. The Germanic Mussolini impersonator..... Vettel

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/23/2015 at 02:13

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Q. HAM

1. HAM

2. ROS

3. VET

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pmendoza502 05/24/2015 at 19:53

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Holy shit, you got 105%

pmendoza502 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/26/2015 at 14:15

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OMG lolz, i should have bet on it in vegas!!!

but how did maldanado get DNFed? lolz

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pmendoza502 05/26/2015 at 14:16

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Brake failure

pmendoza502 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/26/2015 at 14:19

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NO WAY!!! Where?!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pmendoza502 05/26/2015 at 14:30

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IDK, he just pitted and they wheeled him into the garage.

pmendoza502 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/26/2015 at 16:05

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Darn! he cant even DNF properly!!! (or at least the exact way i predicted!!! there goes that other 5%... its just like school all over again, just short of full extra credit. Wahh wahh wahhhh)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pmendoza502 05/26/2015 at 16:05

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Nope, you still got the points

pmendoza502 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/26/2015 at 16:08

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schweet!

pmendoza502 > pmendoza502 05/26/2015 at 18:32

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i could have probably earned another 5% by saying predicting that Kimi would say something fully during the race... I should include that for my future predictions, its seems like there is a 50/50 chance of that happening in every dang race! haha